Before
Dani Alves read the script about eating the munekye
(yellow banana) thrown at him, there was always all sorts of different
approaches to the situation. One could ignore, sit out a match or two in
protest or other form of reiteration. Eto’o had countless number of bananas
thrown at him in Spain. I know it’s not proper but Eto’o has a fairly rounded
face that kinda resembles our wild
friends. Of course if Mourinho says he doubts the guy’s age then he is just a
bloody Portuguese racist. If I may ask honestly, how old is Obi Mikel, Drogba,
Essien? Those guys have been twenty eight forever, but don’t judge because then
you are being racist. Balotelli is not a bad boy, it is just those racist chaps
who are jealous of his talent. Suarez might be a villain when he abuses Evra
and rodents on another player, but
his punishment will only last until he has the most goals in a season. Look the
guy is not racist after all because he is actually good at what he does.
In
the past, there have been idiosyncratic tabloid contests of ugly footballers.
There have been very credible contestants in the likes of Wayne Rooney, Ronaldinho,
Tevez and I am not sure if those statistics are true but if you put Sagna and Gervinho
in that category then you are in trouble. They are black and it would be
racist. Stick to praising Walcott’s baby face and it is not just affirmative
action but the kid just gat it. Becks...naa he is just English and all that
hype, besides he married a size zero spicy poppy!! A word of advice, if you get
into a face off with a white guy on the pitch, just say he called your mom a
monkey. Whites are not supposed to argue with Blacks because they will be
tempted to commit an abominable sin.
There have been very credible contestants in the likes of Wayne Rooney, Ronaldinho,
Tevez and I am not sure if those statistics are true but if you put Sagna and Gervinho
in that category then you are in trouble. They are black and it would be
racist. Stick to praising Walcott’s baby face and it is not just affirmative
action but the kid just gat it. Becks...naa he is just English and all that
hype, besides he married a size zero spicy poppy!! A word of advice, if you get
into a face off with a white guy on the pitch, just say he called your mom a
monkey. Whites are not supposed to argue with Blacks because they will be
tempted to commit an abominable sin.
When
Hilary Clinton faced off with Barrack Obzy, it was not entirely going to be
about policies and the like. Jayz and his lil mama Be yz did not campaign for
that Kenyan dude entirely because he was a sharp lawyer from Illinois. Believe
me you, that is not being racist, the racists are the guys who supported the
white Republicans because they were jelasy
(jelous) * of our black boy. Okay, Beyonce might be competition for
Michelle but guy is Kenyan (prezzo Uhuru just validated nonconsensual polygamy
so riyally). Hussein is a Muslim name
so three more perhaps? Granted Be yz is married but her ancestors come from an African
tribe which says omusaija tayangwa (A
man can’t be rejected), nuff sed.
And
when it comes to who wins the Oscars or kills the couture, if you don’t vote
for Lupita Nyongo o’ then you are racist. N please make sure she becomes the
most beautiful person of the year. Anyway that babe is talented for pulling off
a Patsy role, duh… If I am a mukiga, I think I can find my way around
a kitaguriro…but I believe that Lupits can pull off a role in pretty woman, if she makes the cut…just
saying. (If you doubt it then you are also racist). If you put Megan Foxx on
Vogue magazine, it is just a de ja vu racist stunt; please put Michelle Obama
and let Kanye West hang if he thinks his Kim Kard should be in the Whitehouse!!
Traitor just, I bet his grandmother would never approve of his spousal choice.
Spoilt kid just. Probably just lucky that Eminem is white!
Maybe
if Anne Kansiime bleached ka lito (a little bit), she could be messing up on CNN, but she is talented
and not just because she is black; but black she is.
I
am the money bags Donald, I own the Clippers, I don’t care that most players are Black. Even slaves were
big black creatures and their role has not changed much. They put money in my
pocket and that is all I can put up with. I do not need a jungleful of their noisy relatives and oily (biwani) hair pieces in my Arena. I own a
bar in a banana republic (Uganda), but I just prefer foreign clientele; they
are more convenient to handle and actually have money to spend on the stuff
that actually sustains my business. Nothing personal, just business. I am sure
you will find a more convenient hangout in Katwe (slum) when it has not rained. 
I
am South African and I don’t care who owns the businesses because at least Zuma
is the President; and neither do I care that he is a million times richer than
me. I am glad that we win the Rugby world cup sometimes even though the only
Black players are on the bench, we are not that big anyway save for wrestlers
and basketballers but those are in America. At least we dominate the soccer
team because whites are never good at soccer, Spain is just one lucky bunch of
racists. It is even possible that CR7 bleaches, that dude is too good to be
white.
In
Africa, we don’t like marrying whites because those guys are just lazy: they
cannot dig, they will probably abuse our grandparents and refuse to eat matooke and thar (that) is just the worst way of shawin off (showing off). If we do dare marry them, they have to be
well above 50 years old and hopefully cancer will agree with our pension
ambitions. If not, we can get a visa, get out of this rat race and elope with
younger hommies in the diaspora.
Nothing personal, just culture.
We
at **** Aiways just prefer white hostesses. You see, you blacks have unpredictable
weight patterns, are rude and might get pregnant anyhowly. So we just need to ensure quality customer service,
nothing personal.
MLK
Jnr. Was perhaps also just looking out for his hoody meyn!!
When
a genocide erupts or any civil war erupts, please evacuate all UN staff
especially the foreign ones. If election violence starts, evacuate all the diplomats’
children in International schools. If Bokoharam abducts school girls, are there
white kids? No, then let us not interfere in the sovereignty of Nigeria. The
government can handle its issues…but we have zero tolerance against terrorism
in fact we are sponsoring a few Africans for a workshop on the same.
Kati
gwe fat boy, simanyi how fat you are but, for starters; you are too Black to be
racists, infact you should be an usher in a Kiwempe. Mbu kale you don’t want to
play Bebe Cool’s zic…gwe justi oyinn’enuggu, tokuba sada ate toyina thwagga….see
yo untalented life… faya ina de bwan ya…..nalumansi…(Ja have mercy) bomboclat.
THERE
IS ONLY ONE RACE, THE HUMAN RACE. Let us all be racist only in that
perspective.
Peace
out.
$TOH
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