Gang rape? the Pakistani are not to blame. Ask our youth Minister.

Anyone in this Banana Republic who has a little more care for the news than I do might be up to speed about the disgusting story of a gang rape orchestrated by human beings of Pakistani origin. This cyclone takes the baton from unsettled dust of a Turkish descendant who has made a name through pedophile profiling. Thank (whoever) that Ugandans are hospitable and always find it a privilege to give directions to a foreigner. It is appalling that some people still think themselves honoured to see a red/ orange or non-black face on the road (no offense). Now, we are lucky to have a Penal Code Act that anticipates all sorts of criminal offenses like trespass on burial grounds, unnatural offenses blah blah. It is even more of a full moon that for most offenses there is an alternative of paying a fine and how hefty they come! (pun intended). Why would you blame the demi gods who do us a favour by coming to our country if they decide to use a 23 year old bartender. She is earning 150k a month, right? she wouldn't get that much mixing cocktails, and babe Bad Black's money never seems to run out despite all the Court cases.( That new nose banange?, mbu maama Uganda/ Africa, totukooya.)

On the other end of the spectrum we have our friend Minister Kibule condoning rape because sometimes the victim is the rapist, especially if the atypical victim is wearing something not concealing enough.(btw what is that guy's real age?) One for the home team though, Kibule has now called for stronger measures in the Pakistani gang rape case. Don't you just love politics? You have got to have a line ready, if we are condemning mini skirts, go the full hog and have dem babes b****d; if we are condemning gang rapists , overkill is an understatement...hang the goons.

Wait a minute, Kaihura thank you for the silence, I bet it is not any easier for you to stomach. If the investigating officer can get a Nadia to just switch a few finger prints around, I mean it is not like you pay him that much. I bet the travel documents and work permits of our dear investors are in proper order; thanks to our efficient immigration department especially under the patronage of a full-fledged General.

Poor babe will just help NGOs get back on the map, raise some dollars, raise a few placards; throw around a few lines about the justice system, corruption in the Police and we will all go home a penny blessed. This stuff is as annoying as a deja vu' but what to do? ( so to speak). Maybe this could be a matter of diplomatic concern and it will appear that Ugandans are being hostile to benevolent investors and maybe an aid tap will be tightened a noose. You see, Idi Amin was wrong and investments by our rich Indian brothers has shown that. Have you noticed that someone actually owns the whole of Kampala road and the Banking sector? right from the airport, to so many other places, you will find a trace of green and yellow to show you how booming business is. I bet the working conditions have surpassed the Indian exploitation stereotype, we should go to Madhivani and check but who gives a hoot anyway? As if Saracene Uganda which pays handsomely is Indian owned; if the recent strike is anything to go by.  It is therefore not accurate to mix these "good sheep" with the errant ones. Maybe our girls are just loose...maybe it's a bad lov ting dis...(Bobi get me a rhyme on this, thanks), maybe...

Okay perhaps, activists have made headway in frustrating the Bahati Bill, and yes our Pakistani investors have a right to go backdoor on a house girl because they are human and human beings have rights. Maybe we are over reacting. Amma get them a Big Dogg lawyer to show you wassup. (Mugarura Eric oliwa? This is your time to shine)

Our teachers please wait, we shall discuss your pay in the next budget, more important issues to address.
Peace out.