What a month! For all Ugandans, well wishers, bete noire all alike...we can say our rapt attention has been denied any waking silence for the jurisprudential developments that have seduced our whims to complete recreancy. We could as well jump on a motion to create a Special ministry for Kyankwanzi or in the very list a special budget. In fact, we could use it as the proper locus in quo for our Parliament after all the one we have is just pre occupied with budgets on how to use ipads. Like seriously, you are given i pads and you need more money to learn how to use them? Who votes these people into the house?, not that a fruit falls so far from the tree but for crying out loud.
When they say that the historicals and pseudo NRM die hards have earned tickets to a Kyankwazi dainty fair, be ye informed that that is more than just a refresher course on what it means to be patriotic. Be ye informed my friend that the President is gonna do a red carpet moment on a boat with neither a life jacket nor alternative protective gear of any kind in complete contrast to his charge Amama, kinda like motioning to the boda boda guys on why they still bother with helmets. Moving swiftly on, I think a Kyankwanzi potion (Rabadaba shut up am not talking to you) has a lot to play politically moving forward. Nothing else could get civil servants to be more focused on the rarefied ten point program that believe you me is as relevant as it ever could have been in 1986. I was not born then but I have read about it and that makes me an expert on our political history if it lends any credence to my incumbent apologetics.
While you still are wondering about how the web of the 2016 elections is going to be woven, now that Besigye looks like he has slipped his opposition margin, his successors all looking like they are another bunch of KFC projects; and I doubt Mr. Otuunu has eventually decided to vote himself at least...now that opposition in Parliament is clutched in personal vendettas of making the shadow cabinet, whatever use that is...now that we think we do not even need to waste our budget on elections because either way we know who wins...Now that Mr. Bukenya with all his Museveni wanna be antics, hat and rolling eyes notwithstanding; has decided to cable a tirade of sour grapes. Now that Amama seems to be as loyal as man's best friend, now that we doubt Nambooze will ever go for the high office..Like seriously, that was even on the table.
There is still one lil bi**h in the mix, and that is the law. So we have amended the constitution once before to affect term limits but again, posterity seems to be out of favour with us as far as this lil book and it's wig wielding guards go. Simple, how about a Bill to extend a few more years to finish and consolidate our noble work; including but not limited to, restoring peace in Juba, making sure Kony does not return, and wait a minute..hoping someone else catches a vision...it has taken us twenty something year to find a successor, but believe yo me we are doing our best. ( I am positive Wenger would agree)
Ugandans have fast proven to be pay homage to a volatile shot of nonchalant political aggression. They can easily get satiated with one camp and just do a complete silhouette to another or just insolent indifference. (kwegamba bakoowu) but it could as well be that they too have a price. They are either Christian or Muslim or for the most part cultural (fat boy no offense). FORAS in NRM can surely put this to some good use. Enter Kyankwanzi. Let us sign the Mini-skirt Bill and sure enough the Anti- Homosexuality Bill. While we are at it, be sternly warned that the Anti- Porn Act no longer has anything to say about dress code so undress women at your own peril. The Anti- Gay Act has limited the death sentence and still maintains the right to confidentiality of the victim in case of investigations, and seems to have reduced mandatory espionage to those in authority! What happens to the Onions, peppers, and all those vegetables of the media industry. Those Kansanga Kabalagala chaps be warned. N bambi those bars who just make a living off bikini nights... So what about those beauty pageants, Miss Uganda (swim suit), Miss Crocodiles, Miss, Elephants etc...
Uganda ..oh Uganda, everything about us just has to come with some drama, we are that good. I bet you statements are made, and history is made. We are no longer just about Kony, and mountain gorillas...we also make law duh!!! and some stage of our making process gets decided on a private ranch somewhere in Kyankwanzi; but technicalities aside, we get the work done, scientific evidence and all.
Thanks to Kyankwazi, Obama could go hang, China or Russia might not disagree..but above all my dear Ugandans when 2016 does come like it sure will, remember what Kyankwanzi has done for you, remember the good, you do not wish to give that up as yet.
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