Starring Aunt J. n Lord M. EL Esq…
Without letting your eyes twerk out of socket, here is the defense.
A movie like that would sure make a Hallmark moment happen. Except ofcourse it would not be from UCU and probably would have a more sophisticated narrator Like Seya. (who in his own movie would do well as the godfather). It would have enough dynamic dyfunctions to keep a team of modern family therapists working overtime. Not to say that the said bracket of elites shares a unique set of passions and proclivites but their pettiness is at times as trivial as a child's puppet show!
To think that NRM would bring us so many good things like the "icrips"! Anyway, back to mulamwa, to think that most people reading this, at one point in the last few weeks were subjected to clips from ( I’m not conversant with the blue industry jargons, I’ll ask Mugarura Eric)…purportedly UCU clips. Albeit absent from the sordid affair, quite a substantial pair of eyes reading this salvaged the exchanges of passion like dry sponges waiting to be filled, even if just for the briefest of moments. (Stop feeling guilty but you know I am right). To think that such an insidious violation would get that great an optical ovation speaks volumes of our entrenched inclination to perversion. How easy it is for people to veer off life's highway in the same exact spots, is a clear indicator that more often than not, the torch that burns in a man's soul is but a mere ember flickering in the wind. Don't we have better things like proposing how to sweep streets at night to save children with sinuses on their way to school?
While it is oft times above our pay grade( like we even have a minimum wage) to control the flow of human frailty, and this is ofcourse if you appreciate the enormous gravity of depravity of so man things; if Musisi and Lukwago are both basajja ba Kabaka ( I know Jenny is female so Gozanga Mbalangu spare me...), learned friends ( of the Wante generation), Ugandans; why they be bickering and scowling like obukoko obutto (young babes of hens)? If Lukwago is so interested in helping the Wanainchi whay does he have a personalized number plate on his four wheel..( mpozi he is a lord!!...who doesn't care about roads but unsitting Musisi). Any person you find in opposition has a niche for pointing out the negativity with a sort of athletic poetry but when it comes to addressing real pressing issues,
the mumble and jumble supercedes the rain-forest jungle tapestry. After all, we are all scouring under every Kampala pothole looking for dime. So we spend money on a tribunal, then more millions on appeals, counter appeals and the like.
Don't you like how Kayihura now became a social media expert. So Police jumps on a fake terror alert like a Kenyan turpedo scuppering a Ugandan vessel on Migingo Island, and they weild their usual metal detectors that whine at everything from breast curves to shoe strings..riyale?!!, Shooting attackers do not care for plastic metal detectors honestly.
So if kids know that there are no jobs after grad, should they resort to a less brainiac profession in the bathroom?, the city controllers are probably trail blazing with their equally amorous political dalliances with each other. Ofcourse we cannot say that such a Sex tape has leaked because tabloids are tired of Jenny v Luks, Bebe v the reptile clan, Everyone, anor! Political pettiness is perversion that pervades us buri daily! The excitement that came with it is now like the Nakivubo channel under the Owino bridge.
S. E. X.- Silly Examples of Xenogamy. I looked up that X word and I was told that google had not yet read about it but it was a good word for scrabble purposes! www.matsikogodwin.blogspot.com
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