Miley Cyrus oba Hannah Montana might not rue the incarnation she has undergone but suffice to say that not everyone would approve. Regardless; she and many a wanna be belles have bided their waking moments in enduring dizzy brows cementing the latest dance trends. Gone are the days of having to jerk one's joints in all sorts of rapid shapes to create break dancing illusions in a bid to be entertaining. These days there is always more for the price of less. A debauchee son of Adam having a liberated rear exploring the anterior in meticulously choreographed pirouettes, gyres and whirligigs . Enough said but I still surmise that talent is not the linch pin here. At last it is no longer necessary to be gifted to get noticed. Cut yourself some perv slack and you might twerk your way to stardom.
Like a politician twists propaganda and a lawyer has his way with obsolete colloquial lingua is how you survive on any dance floor, and I mean any. If you have an EALA job as a law making expert, you are a celebrity therefore use your status to squeeze some old men in Mukono to get them refund your money in a deal gone bad without wasting time in Court. (Mrs Ziwa hello!) You are too busy for Court crap and using Police is less dear than seeking justice.Given the corruption statistics, one is sometimes at a loss on where the responsibility lies. Too bad Besigye always finds himself on the wrong side of the political fence but this is the country of the famous martyrs. A few remnants come in handy if just to preserve the legacy. (Janan Luwun R.I.P say Amen! To the rest of you, Just twerk you will do just fine. Political matyrdom or jilt to stardom is just one of those twerksome concepts. YOu hardly know whether it is a sacrifice or a long shot.
Yes we want another rap, or do we? I'll let you be the judge of that but believe me you, Rabadaba stunts will not sway that many people any more. YK Museveni is a renown one hit wonder in the hip-hop world though we still await his début album or even an official Mp'enkoni video. At least unlike fellow one hit wonders and legalised music pirates, the man with a hat managed to make some copyright headway. Too bad the Grammy Awards this year were also unfair and did not recognise his contribution. Blame it on racism perhaps BET will come round soon enough. A few nuggets for the big man ,going forward, get yourself a Kim Kardashian. Kloe is now single since Lamar left but not sure the surrogate issues are off the table. In our case a few reality show celebrities would do. If Zari is on the market, Sevo you have yourself a deal.Otherwise Judith Heard, Byad black am not sure but just any babe that gets the cameras rolling. By the way, I doubt you would want to sing that unpopular Bahati Bill any time soon but it will count on both faces of the copper. Whether it is the donor money, the voter outcry or the middle-class hotheads; it is still up for grabs who butters that bread. It is a twerk contest all over again.
If you wanna pitch against the old man I have an audition for you too. Carry a descend photo-shopped head-shot, employ a rejuvenated journalist to preach your gospel on a couple of popular fora. A few things in that line but make sure you can twerk. Just wondering if Mr. Amama has any lyrical prowess up his sleeve but again it is a twerking season so the former won't be necessary.
With graduations going around in all sorts of paper pushing disciplines, the concern of where all these self acclaimed witty heads will fit in an economy largely dependent on the hoe and cattle grazing lingers still. Not that they will keep books on big farms like you would say in some parts of the continent. Interesting that even someone studying agriculture has in mind a job with NARO or NAADS. One that involves writing endless plagiarised concepts on breeds and species. Not much to do with actually increasing any produce of some sort. Good thing it will not matter any more , just get those damn books, jettison the paper trail and take some twerking lessons.
It is about short cuts. It is about not having to do much. It is about energy conservation. It is about psychology. Be busy without necessarily doing much but just be busy neither ways. You do not have to get it all out, just pick yourself some mint, chew on it as sassy as you can,barn.
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