"After USA's 30 second goal, it took me a while longer to find Ghana on the map", Ellen Degeneres a reknown comedienne, TV host, author and gay activist tweeted.
Had Ghana won the match, we would have forgiven Ellen's insensitivity but on a night where Nigeria did not score and USA stole three points off our Black stars; No we cannot.
I hope the Iranians will help us get our girls back since we did not score against them. They should talk to their Muslim brothers and do the needful, otherwise we Nigerians will ask for a rematch, let them not forget that we are African champions. We were just lenient. With the likes of Obi Mikel, we have some bus tires to park too so be careful.
While we lobby for a world cup for strictly Africa, China, India and the rest of those cricketers and karate kids, we need affirmative action in Brazil. That special ref from Japan should be preserved for matches against African countries, and SWATT, CIA, and FBI should be deployed to investigate Germany and Van Gaal. Van Gaal might be planning on renewing Howard Webb's contract at Man U so he might sneak him into a fixture in Brazilia.
Grapevine has it that when Iker Casillas was crawling on the ground, Jose Mourinho, boxers pulled to his chest and stockings completing the wanton look, was jumping on his bed blowing the neighborhood with a rendition of, "Who's laughing now?!.That the song did not stop since pensioner Eto o hasn't scored yet.
The golden age in Ivory Coast is evening out already and the shining Ghanian youth who won that world cup are yet to show up. Algeria and its Magreb counterparts always almost just sign into world cups. Is it safe to say that soccer is not our mother land?!. Good news though, the ever hyped England is still keeping their place in the average docket, besides we are yet to be hauled like Spain read (is not Uganda) or the Ballon D'or CR7
Chinua Achebe once warned that a white man may complain about his weather but he does not expect you to join in. So dear Ellen, leave the issues of the generals to the generals and let us worry about our obscurity without reminding us about it. If the US had been that immortal, they would have rescued Flight 370 from aliens already but I guess we should wait for a Russian intervention.
Madiba RIP once said,
“During my lifetime I have dedicated myself to this struggle of the African people. I have fought against white domination, and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the ideal of a democratic and free society in which all persons live together in harmony and with equal opportunities. It is an ideal which I hope to live for and to achieve. But if needs be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die.” .
You do not want sexist jokes, we are happy to oblige.
We do not like racist jokes, at least try.
Don't forget that Mzee Kuteesa is now in charge of UNGA.
ELLEN WE HAVE KEPT YOU!!
$TOH
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